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Becoming a man...finally.

I installed a dishwasher in our kitchen the other day, and let me tell you, it was possibly the hardest thing I have ever done. Seriously. I didn't know that you had to do electrical work in order to get the machine operational. I just figured it came in a box, you took it out of the box, and you plugged it in. Oh no. It couldn't be that simple. I knew I would have to splice a water line under the sink, and that was the easy part. Hell, removing the old cabinet and cutting holes for the water lines was easy too. Then came the part where I had to strip power cords to bare wire and connect it to the junction box on the dishwasher itself. I said a little prayer to myself and told my family I loved them before I started. Most of the time, I am deathly afraid of anything more complex than plugging an appliance in. The funny thing is, I used to work in a high-end lighting store and told people all the time how to install track lighting and the such. Detailed instructions. Not a single customer came back to tell me that they were dead from electrocution. Not a single one. Now I had to do this sort of thing myself. Okay.

I don't own a wire stripper, so I had to use my teeth and a pair of scissors. Turns out, it is not as hard as I thought it would be. Just follow the directions. Simple as that. No wonder electricians make so much money. From my experience, a lot of folks are just as afraid as I was when it comes to electricity. And that's how electricians make it. They capitalize on the fear that most people have of the energy that powers our homes.

So now the track lighting that I want to install in the kitchen won't be as hard as I thought. I am just hoping I can get a sweet discount on my fixtures from my old boss! 

Posted on Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 01:06PM by Registered Commenterterancedubya in | Comments11 Comments

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Congrats man! Sounds like it is coming together. Lets see some pictures of the DW. The worst for me was a garbage disposal unit...arg. I too hate electrical and plumbing, good drywall/framer guy, and I always think I will kill myself even if I turn off the main power grid to the eastern sea board. Catch you later!

December 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

You go, hon! I sooooo would have electrocuted myself, flooded the kitchen, and generally wreaked utter and complete havoc. This is why I'm not in charge of our country's nuclear arsenal. Apocalypse! :-)

December 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCoal Miner's Granddaughter

You are insane! I have changed lighting fixtures and faucets. But water and electricity TOGETHER...that's scary stuff!

December 18, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMomo Fali

What's up man? I see you survived to tell about it. I work with electricity everyday, so it doesn't bother me anymore, but I remember when I first started and felt the same as you. It is scary stuff! and sometimes still scares me! Now go wash some dishes! :) Later...

December 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterJared

Sssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnifffffff.

Smell that testosterone!

Arrgh.

December 19, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterXbox4NappyRash

Just be sure to turn the correct circuit breaker off. I turned the wrong one off once, once. It was a hair raising experience.

December 20, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterruss

...and a Happy Christmas to you guys there, enjoy!

December 21, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterXbox4NappyRash

TDubz! Nice Dishwasher man! Thanks for letting me see it in all its glory! Seems to coming together my man.

January 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

Hey Housedad -

Found you via BusyDad's blog...you have a great site!

Dishwasher looks great...but be careful, man! After successfully adding chair rails to my home, I thought I could re-finish our cabinets. That was over a year ago, and we are still living with the aftermath!

Anyway, I look forward to reading more! Take care...

MrJourneyman (His2Dads)

January 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMrJourneyman

hehe. you used the word *junction box*. makes me giggle with fond memories of ALA. You should be happy to know that I too, installed my first bit of lighting. A 28" halogen light strip over the kitchen sink (courtesy of Lowe's...shhh! don't tell Michael!). The FLU strip that was there bothered the crap out of stephen and myself...i'm sure as hell THAT installation wasn't up to code, let alone the flickering was enough to cause a seizure whilst chopping veggies. Seizures + Sharp Knives = Uh OH

BTW...you should get a wire stripper. For whatever reason, Stephen has one. They are neat-O, and I'm sure Dan-the-Man would approve!

However! Congrats on the accomplishment! Looks great!

January 17, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermookiefishes

I tell my family the same thing when I do anything with electricity.

Second note.. if you tell someone how to install tract lighting and they DIE, how are they going to come back to tell you that you were wrong? Ha.

January 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOrdinary Randomness

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